Funny SMS

What will be the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019?
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Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free...!!!

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Once a baby monkey ask his mum....
"mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."
Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay
wo hum sai bhi ugly he

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FLASH NEWZ:
The Vodafone dog is died company is scearching for new cute dog
so,b care full on road i dont want 2miss u... dont go on roads

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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .

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Teachr. Bacho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche: krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.

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Humne ek teetar pakra aur
pingray main band kia to
wo pichy se nikal gaya.

Phir pakra to woh pichy se nikal gaya.

Gussa aya,
Pakra, Kata aur Khaya to
wo phir pechy se nikal gaya.