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Friday, January 14, 2011

Pyar / Mohabbat SMS

Teri mohabbat se mujhe inkar nahi
kaun kehta he jaan mujhe tujse pyar nahi
tujse wada he sath nivane ka
par mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi

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Log Kehte Ki Rab Jise Pyar Krta H
Use Apne Pas Bula Leta H
Or Ap Abi Tk Dharti Pr Hi Ho
Iska Mtlb Hai Apko Yha
Koi Rb Se B Jyada Pyar Krta He



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 Samne na ho to tarshti hai aankhe,
Bin aapke bahut barsti hai aankhe,
Mere liye na sahi inke liye MSG kar do,
Qki aapka MSG bade pyar se padhti hai ye aankhe.

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Ye sach hai ke mera katil bhi whi tha,
par poore shahar me pyar ke kabil bhi whi tha,
wo kehta tha ke mai tera hu tera hi rahunga,,,
or jab lagi mehfil-e-gair to sabse aage bhi whi tha...


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Saza pyar ki aashiq ko na mile,
wafa aisi ho usme koi bewfai na mile,
A khuda guzaris he jisne kiya he pyar,
unhe kabhi darde judai na mile.

Sharabi SMS

Utho Lal Ab Botal Kholo
Daru Laya Hu Muh Dholo,
Beeti Raat Bahut Tum Dole,
Padosi Bhi Gali Me Bole
Raat Beet Gayi Nale Me,
Kal Milenge "Madhusale" Me.

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Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)


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Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas,
Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,
bhaang ke pakode or wills ka payar,
mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar
HAPPY HOLI in advance.


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Jab SabKuch Galat Hone Lage
Jab Dukh Had Se Zyada Hone Lage
Jab Kuch Bhi Samajh Me Na Aaye
To Bina Ghabhraye Kehna
A GANPAT CHAL DARU LA