tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76648075506502008742024-03-08T08:11:05.159-08:00SMS KI DUNIAAll type SMS, Jokes & shayriNirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-34009845341985364752012-10-02T03:11:00.007-07:002012-10-02T03:11:52.805-07:00Happy Birthday SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Happy Birthday to a Sweet </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Innocent Super Talent Extraordinary Remarkable</span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Who has everything! </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Have a beautiful day Sister</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Baar baar yeh din aaye</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">baar baar yeh dil gaaye</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">tu jiye hazaro saal</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">yehi hai meri aarzoo</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Happy Birthday To You !!!”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">It’s not just your </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Birthday that I celebrate </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">But also the many sweet moments </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">that you have been into my life </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Wishing you a very happy birthday!</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Himmat se mushkilon ka </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">karna </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">saamna,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Happy Birthday</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Suraj roshni le kar aayaa</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">*************************************************************************************************</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Warm, friendly, </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">loving and kind </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">These words are not </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">enough you describe </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">a friend like you! </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Wishing you a very </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Happy Birthday!</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">har suhani rat ho.</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">vaha phulo ki barsat ho.</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">You're going to have a fun day </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">That's what they all say </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Hoping that the year ahead </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">Keeps all your sorrows at bay </span><br style="background-color: white;" /><span style="background-color: white;">We wish you a Happy Birthday!</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Pholo ne bola khushbo se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Khushbo ne bola badal se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Badal ne bola lehro se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Lehro ne bola sahil se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">*************************************************************************************************</span><br />
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Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-13342503284664030672011-01-14T03:48:00.000-08:002011-01-14T03:48:44.647-08:00Pyar / Mohabbat SMSTeri mohabbat se mujhe inkar nahi<br />
kaun kehta he jaan mujhe tujse pyar nahi<br />
tujse wada he sath nivane ka<br />
par mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi<br />
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Log Kehte Ki Rab Jise Pyar Krta H<br />
Use Apne Pas Bula Leta H<br />
Or Ap Abi Tk Dharti Pr Hi Ho<br />
Iska Mtlb Hai Apko Yha<br />
Koi Rb Se B Jyada Pyar Krta He <br />
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Samne na ho to tarshti hai aankhe,<br />
Bin aapke bahut barsti hai aankhe,<br />
Mere liye na sahi inke liye MSG kar do,<br />
Qki aapka MSG bade pyar se padhti hai ye aankhe.<br />
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Ye sach hai ke mera katil bhi whi tha,<br />
par poore shahar me pyar ke kabil bhi whi tha,<br />
wo kehta tha ke mai tera hu tera hi rahunga,,,<br />
or jab lagi mehfil-e-gair to sabse aage bhi whi tha...<br />
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Saza pyar ki aashiq ko na mile,<br />
wafa aisi ho usme koi bewfai na mile,<br />
A khuda guzaris he jisne kiya he pyar,<br />
unhe kabhi darde judai na mile.Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-44598072324833582272011-01-14T03:42:00.000-08:002011-01-14T03:42:25.992-08:00Sharabi SMSUtho Lal Ab Botal Kholo<br />
Daru Laya Hu Muh Dholo,<br />
Beeti Raat Bahut Tum Dole,<br />
Padosi Bhi Gali Me Bole<br />
Raat Beet Gayi Nale Me,<br />
Kal Milenge "Madhusale" Me.<br />
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Expert's Comment:<br />
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.<br />
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Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas,<br />
Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,<br />
bhaang ke pakode or wills ka payar,<br />
mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar<br />
HAPPY HOLI in advance. <br />
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Jab SabKuch Galat Hone Lage <br />
Jab Dukh Had Se Zyada Hone Lage <br />
Jab Kuch Bhi Samajh Me Na Aaye <br />
To Bina Ghabhraye Kehna <br />
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<a href="http://www.imagehousing.com/?id=32252"><img alt="Photo Sharing Funny Pics Upload Photos" border="0" src="http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4962/4e7651b8e6bedf1f323d88aci6.jpg" /></a>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-80888690702032311202009-07-26T04:59:00.000-07:002009-07-26T05:01:43.596-07:00<marquee scrollamount="2" direction="up" loop="true"><br /><div> <p><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:6;color:#e000e0;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(224, 0, 224);"></span></span></b></p>Teacher: 'What is your name?'<br />Student: 'mera naam Suraj Prakash hai।'<br />Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English।'<br />Student: 'My name is Sunlight. </div></marquee>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-42871184246508258952009-07-17T06:00:00.000-07:002009-07-17T06:01:25.730-07:00दोस्ती शायरीजान है मुझको ज़िन्दगी से प्यारी<br /> जान के लिये कर दूँ कुरबान यारी<br /> जान के लिये तोड दूँ दोस्ती तुम्हारी<br /> अब तुमसे क्या छुपाना<br /> तुम ही तो हो जान हमारी<br /><br />दोस्ती अच्छी हो तो रंग़ लाती है<br />दोस्ती गहरी हो तो सबको भाती है<br />दोस्ती नादान हो तो टूट जाती है<br />पर अगर दोस्ती अपने जैसी हो<br />तो इतिहास बनाती है<br /><br />तुमसे दूरी का एहसास सताने लगा<br />तेरे साथ गुज़ारा हर लम्हा याद आने लगा<br />जब भी तुझे भूलने की कोशिश की ए दोस्त<br />तू दिल के और भी करीब आने लगा<br /><br />ज़िन्दगी नही हमे दोस्तो से प्यारी<br />दोस्तो पे हाज़िर है जान हमारी<br />आंखो मे हमारी आंसू है तो क्या<br />जान से भी प्यारी है मुस्कान तुम्हारी<br /><br />जसबाते इश्क़ नाकाम होने देंगे<br />दिल की दुनियाँ मे कभी शाम ना होने देंगे<br />दोस्ती का हर इल्ज़ाम अपने सर ले लेंग़े<br />पर दोस्त हम तुम्हे बदनाम ना होने देंगे<br /><br />दोस्ती तो सिर्फ एक इतेफाक़ है<br />ये तो दिलो की मुलाकात है<br />दोस्ती नही देखती ये दिन है की रात है<br />इसमे तो सिर्फ वफादारी और जज़्बात है<br /><br />दोस्त एक साहिल है तुफानो के लिये<br />दोस्त एक आईना है अरमानो के लिये<br />दोस्त एक मेहफिल है अंजानो के लिये<br />दोस्ती एक ख्वाहिश है आप जैसे दोस्त को पाने के लिये<br /><br />राते गुमनाम होती है<br />दिन किसी के नाम होता है<br />हम ज़िन्दगी कुछ इस तरह जीते है<br />कि हर लम्हा दोस्तो के नाम होता है<br /><br />तुझे देखे बिना तेरी तस्वीर बना सकता हूँ<br />तुझसे मिले बिना मेरा हाल बता सकता हूँ<br />है मेरी दोस्ती मे इतना दम<br />अपनी आंख का आंसू तेरी आंख से गिर सकता हूँ<br /><br />ए दोस्त तेरी दोस्ती उस घडी तडपायेगी<br />जब ज़िन्दगी कहेगी अलविदा, और मौत भी ना आयेगीNirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-4177958937633892272009-07-11T22:19:00.001-07:002009-07-11T22:32:18.323-07:00हिन्दी समसदर्शनशास्त्र की क्लास में प्रफेसर साहब भगवान के अस्तित्व के संबंध में पढ़ा रहे थे। क्या आप में से किसी ने भगवान की आवाज सुनी है ? प्रोफेसर ने छात्रों से सवाल किया। कोई नहीं बोला । क्या किसी ने भगवान को देखा है ?<br />जब इस बार भी छात्रों की ओर से कोई जवाब नहीं आया तो प्रोफेसर साहब बोले - इससे सिद्ध होता है कि भगवान नहीं है। <br /><br />एक छात्र से नहीं रहा गया। वह प्रफेसर साहब की डेस्क के पास आकर छात्रों को संबोधित करते हुए बोला - क्या किसी ने प्रफेसर साहब के दिमाग की आवाज़ सुनी है ? कोई नहीं बोला। क्या किसी ने प्रफेसर के दिमाग को छुआ है ? फिर से , कोई नहीं बोला। क्या किसी ने प्रफेसर के दिमाग को देखा है ? कोई आवाज नहीं आई। छात्र - इससे सिद्ध होता है कि प्रफेसर साहब के दिमाग है ही नहीं।<br /><br />******************************************************************************Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-26198274899514401072009-07-10T23:24:00.000-07:002009-07-10T23:42:38.877-07:00Funny SMS<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">What will be the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free...!!!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 100%; font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />Once a baby monkey ask his mum....</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">"mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">wo hum sai bhi ugly he</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%; font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">FLASH NEWZ:<br />The Vodafone dog is died company is scearching for new cute dog<br />so,b care full on road i dont want 2miss u... dont go on roads<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 100%; font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%; font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">Teachr. Bacho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> bche:nhi pienge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> bche:nhi krnge</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> bche: nhi ksenge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> bche: krenge.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%; font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span></span><p style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Humne ek teetar pakra aur<br />pingray main band kia to<br />wo pichy se nikal gaya.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Phir pakra to woh pichy se nikal gaya.</span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Gussa aya,<br />Pakra, Kata aur Khaya to<br />wo phir pechy se nikal gaya.</span></p><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-11541036284115849132009-07-10T22:36:00.000-07:002009-07-10T22:42:09.618-07:00sweet SMS<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Har laal rang RED nahin hota,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Her murda DEAD nahin hota,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Badmashi ke pede, Jhoot ke kalakand.. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Tu bada hi sweet hai re..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Bilkul Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">k main tumhare bina mar jaonga</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Ho </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main. </span><br /></span>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-52301005048571904622009-07-10T22:07:00.000-07:002009-07-10T22:15:20.579-07:00Pyare SMSKoi aisaa ‘dost’ banaya jaaye, <br />Jiske aansu ko palkon me chupaya jaaye,<br />Rahe uska-mera rishta kuch aisa, <br />Ki agar vo rahe udaas to,<br />Hamse bhi na muskuraya jaaye.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span></span>Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye, <br />Aap nahi to aapki tasveer chaahiye,<br />Par tasveer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi, <br />Kyonki vo aapki tarah muskara na sakegi.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span></span><br /><br />Agar kal hum na bhi rahe......<br />Hamari yaad sada tumhare dil mein rahegi,<br />Sirf nazar utha ke chand ko dekhana,<br />Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha dikhegi.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span></span>Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari, <br />Doston par haajir hai jaan hamaari, <br />Aankho me hamaare aansu hai to kya, <br />Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span></span>Lamha-lamha vakt gujar jaayega, <br />Pal-do pal me safar kat jaayega, <br />Abhi vakt hai do baate kar lo, <br />Kaun jaane kab<br />tumhari zindagi me koi aur aa jaayega.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************<br /><br /></span></span><span>Zindegi terebina adhura hai.<br />na jane q teremere beech meinye doori hai.<br />sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.<br />per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai</span>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7664807550650200874.post-53518737799960407602009-07-10T21:38:00.000-07:002009-07-10T22:05:46.046-07:00Cool SMS<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">namaskar, paglo ki duniya me</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">bat karna chahte he esh vakt uska</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">DIMAG switch OFF he</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Dil ki galiyo me dhoondha to sunsaan paya,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Har mod pe dekha to kuch nazar na aaya,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Chalte-chalte yaad aaya,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Kai dino se aapka koi SMS nahi aaya.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Lamhe yeh Suhane sath ho na ho..</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho....</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">ki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi....</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">poori umar mulakat ho na ho.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">jo roz milte rehten he,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">woh dil me sama jate hain,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Aur jo milke nahi milte,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">woh bahot yaad aate hain.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">**********************************</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Agar talash karo to mil hi jayega,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Magar hamari tarah kaun tumko chahega.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Tumhe zaroor koi chahaton se dekhega,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">magar wo ankhen hamari kahan se layega?</span><br /><br /></span>Nirbhay Jainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01833250769620607438noreply@blogger.com0